Monday, 17 December 2012

The funniest Pickup lines!!

Ok soo this is kinda random but today i thought i would do a post on the top ten stupidest pickup lines.... 


~ok here is No. TEN- You may fall from the sky, you may fall from a tree, but the best way to fall... is in love with me.

~No. NINE- See my friend over there? He wants to know if you think I'm cute. 

~No. EIGHT-  Say "I bet I can kiss you on the lips without touching you." and kiss her, then tell her you lost the bet.

~Ok these are just getting stinger No. SEVEN- You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy. (say this one aloud trust me it helps...)

~Almost half way No. SIX- People call me John, but you can call me Tonight!

~No. FIVE - Are you form Tennessee? Cause you're the only ten I see!!!

~No. FOUR we are getting closer- Do you have any raisins? No? How about a date? 

~No. THREE- I lost my number, can I have yours?

~No. TWO- If you were a new hamburger at McDonald's, you would be a McGorgeous.

~and finally drum roll please....... NO. ONE!- ...You must be exhausted, because you've been running through my mind all night.


LOL these are so ridiculously stupid i just crack up at them!! And this is comeing from me as a girl.... DONT USE THESE they are ridiculous LOL!!!


PS. comment is u have any good pickup lines you would like to share! 











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